We made it through the work week and into the long holiday weekend and to that I say: Great job, everyone.
If you live in the United States, then you’re set to enjoy Memorial Day Weekend, the unofficial start to the summer. Hopefully, you’ve got some nice plans and you’re able to see loved ones safely, which feels like an impossible luxury these days.
To celebrate the end of the week, we collected some good posts because we enjoy doing that here. Have some laughs and soak some sun: Here are our nine favorite tweets of the week.
1. Damn it hurts to not be invited to this party
2. Oh man, how did this happen? Everyone be advised.
The chef emoji 👨🏻🍳 is now horny. U.S. officials are advising the public to avoid the emoji until they’re able to understand why this happened.
— Unidentified Smiling Object (@SmilingObject) May 26, 2021
3. Just remembering a once in a lifetime tweet
once again thinking of the greatest late-stage trump tweet (“Going well, I think! Thank you to all. LOVE!!!”)
— maya kosoff (@mekosoff) May 26, 2021
4. Honestly I have an inordinate amount of respect for whomever buried this safe
A friend of mine found a locked safe buried underground 5 years ago. For 5 years there has been anticipation over what might be inside it. Today, he finally opened that safe, and within it, was a single XXX condom… As in a branded condom, from the 2002 movie staring Vin Diesel! pic.twitter.com/b0WbEy58hE
— Christiaan Van Vuuren (@ChristiaanVanV) May 26, 2021
5. I didn’t know this was a thing others did, but when I was a young child I used to jump and dropkick waves as they crashed over me
[first time at the beach, wading into the ocean waves]
MY DAUGHTER: this is a new sensory experience and I am delighting in it
MY SON: I am going to fight the sea
— actioncookbook (@actioncookbook) May 25, 2021
6. Just text them!
super specific dating bios are goofy. “be 6’4 or taller. must love 1,000 piece puzzles & IPAs. no smokers!!! no facial hair. one small tattoo is fine. former gymnasts who love korean bbq to the front of the line.”
like damn bitch log off & text whoever you’re thinking of.
— 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗲𝗯 𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗻 (@calebsaysthings) May 24, 2021
7. Gotta get your reps in before it’s game day
8. Obligatory dril tweet
im sorry for letting donwn the fans by going through my most Wild, Balls-To-The-Wall divorce yet
— wint (@dril) May 22, 2021